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I don't want to go
   In a microwave.
I don't want to go
   On the hotplate.
I don't want to go
   Melted cheese face.
I don't want to go
   In raw meat cage.

Baby on heat!
Baby on heat!

I don't want to go
   In the tandoor.
I don't want to go
   In the fridge door.
I don't want to go
   On the spit roast.
I don't want to go
   Through car window.

Baby on heat!
Baby on heat!

I don't want to go
   On toast with jam.
I don't want to go
   In the fry pan.
I don't want to go
   Served cold with spam.
I don't want to go
   In the fat man.
©2007-2009 ~tinmanthegreat
:icontinmanthegreat:

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Yes, It's a heavy metal song. About eating babies. Progress!

[link] came to my house yesterday. And we wrote this exceedingly disturbing song because we could.

I sang the "I don't want to go"s in a high voice, then [link] would then growl out the rest of the lyrics. Yes, we take the piss. During the chorus (Baby on heat!), [link] would make bizarre noises.

Choice!

Furthermore, I do not eat babies.

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:iconhammertime:
*clear does eat babies*

In fact, I had one for dinner. Under the guise of a Zinger burger.
:icontinmanthegreat:
Oook, that's. a little. disturbing.

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
:iconjubilation:
hmm eating babys... now why dont i do that? oh wait, wait, no.. i remember... they taste to much like sour pork... not my thing im afraid...

--
Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
--boondock saints
:icontinmanthegreat:
Heh, when Scott says it it's worrying, when you say it it's funny. Maybe it's because I believe that Scott might actually one day eat a baby. :D

--
Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
:iconeversoslightlyinsane:
Baby! I haven't been doing much of the deviant thing recently, so sorry this is so late! Nice one. Any idea of a tune? Great lyrics!
:icontinmanthegreat:
'course we have a tune. It's br000000000000t4l!!!

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.

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