tinmanthegreat

A month or two ago I was lying awake in bed unable to sleep (A usual occurence in the life of Tinman) when a new voice spoke in my head, it said \"Tiernan, look up\" I looked up and much to my surprise ther was a sort of horse man thing\'s face poking through the ceiling, by horse man I don\'t mean like a centaur, I mean like when you refer to HomoErgusta or Erectus with Ape Man, it\'s sort of half way half man half beast in the facial features, well this is what the The horse man thing was, but horse instead of ape. He sighed the sigh you\'d sigh had you struggled all you life to learn something and then when you explained it to someone the

There was a time I remember, long ago When you still felt for me what I feel for you, But time, the great healer, creates so many more scars than he heals. I lost you long ago but never did I lose hope in your return, Some things never change, no matter how much all else may. Why? At the end of the day I'll be the one who still loves you

And hark, did there come a pair of purple socks to the land of men, And all knew it to be a sign from the Lord God, for He spoke unto them: "To Adam, I leave a pair of cotton socks, fit only for the greatest of men." And the socks were good, and all did avert their eyes, as they were indeed fit only for the greatest of men. But Lo, there was another who could wear these socks. One of such divine beauty that God himself was puzzled as to her creation. And so took she the socks of Adam, and on her own feet did place them, with a pair of matching ug boots and a John Butler t-shirt. And mightily, at the heavens, did she dance. And Lo, the ug boo

When Eddie came out to Australia he had only the clothes on his back, his passport, a student visa and seventy Australian dollars in travelers' cheques. Why he'd bothered getting travelers' cheques he had no idea, but that didn't change the fact that right now he was standing in the middle of a noisy and somewhat destructive argument between the two original tenants and majority furniture owners of the sharehouse he had learnt to call home. He knew he should just leave, the door to his room was barely five paces away, but something was holding him there and refused to relinquish its grip. Maybe it was the fact that this argument was all his f

When Eddie got back from his lectures the following day he stumbled into the kitchen, but when he reached for a beer he grabbed at air. The fridge was gone. Come to think of it, nearly everything was gone. The only items Eddie could see remaining from his seat were the stool Eddie was sitting on, the phone, Jen's Playstation and Kris' death metal record collection, burglars? Without beer he could see no reason to be in the kitchen so Eddie slinked warily upstairs, in case the perpetrators were still in the house. Much to his relief, and surprise, there were no burglars; instead he found Bill and Amanda, holed up behind mountains of belongings